Contact me
Hello! I'm Chris. I run this website. You can contact me using this form. It's always nice to hear from you.
Before you start, the answers to all the most common questions are in the FAQ, and for anything else, you'll find the SABRE forums will provide you with an answer more reliably and more quickly than I can.
I don't have the time to reply to all the emails I receive, but I reply to as many as I can. But please don't get the wrong idea! I'm actually very friendly and your email is more than welcome.
The small print
Here are some things I can't help you with.
- I am not the government, your local council or National Highways.
- I am not a highway engineer or a civil engineer.
- I am not able to advise you on anything to do with traffic law.
- I don't have official information about the road network. (For traffic counts, precise location of roadside assets, and anything else of that nature, I can only direct you to the Department for Transport.)
- I'm not going to give you a job.
- I can't help you get a speed limit, road classification or parking restriction changed.
- I can't explain to you why a specific speed limit, road classification or parking restriction exists.
- I can't help you get a parking ticket or speeding fine overturned, or offer you any advice about them.
- I do not carry paid content and I am not interested in publishing your sponsored link, content placement, guest post, collaboration or advertising.
What's new
Hello, here's my ridiculous side project
An introduction to what I write, and why I write it, and where my strange new road sign simulator fits in to all this.
London, in a new light
It was specially designed never to be noticed. And now it's disappearing, nobody has noticed its absence. It's London's own bespoke street light.
The Ringways Map is here
The wait is over! The full map of the Ringways, London’s unbuilt urban motorway network, is now online. Not even the system's planners had anything like this.
Have you seen...
All of the A6118
A peculiar road near Peterborough with an interesting history. And it's only a mile long.
